Alt: A designer doodle speaks to a small crowd of overwhelmed doodles. He says, “…So as you can see, I chose a pristinely kerned font family with perfect x-height and expertly applied, staggeringly precise leading and tracking—then meticulously hand-curated artisanal imagery to create an aesthetically pleasing experience for all users with nary a widow or orphan in sight…” Ever had that moment when you’re talking about a product with a designer and you feel like you’re speaking a different language? Well,…